No joke: An $85,000 toilet

Anyone with some left over money on their Christmas gift cards, here is the gift every DIY’er always wanted. Yes, you read the number right – an $85,000 toilet!
This toilet is of course fully functional and of course as you would expect is lined with pavé-set crystals and accented with rubies. The bowl is coated with diamond dust which consists of finely cut crystal and reflective metal. The toilet was recently ordered for the presidential suite of a boutique hotel in Hong Kong in case you want to try before you buy. The lead time is six months for those waiting for their Q1 bonus check so only one or two are made per year. There are also matching soaking tubs, tiles, bidets, shower curtains, lighting, towel racks, and other accessories. For a complete suite of matching products the tab would set you back only $500,000. Whhheeewww!!!
For those ready to buy, operators are standing by if you phone Jemal Wright Bath Designs…….quick.